just... no.

  • mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash
and im ike
Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

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and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

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what does this even mean

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colours are fucking confusing

countandi:

humped-pelican-crossing:

randall is holding cupcakes
i repeat
cupcakes
this is gonna be tragic as fuck

Wanna know something better?
The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.
RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

volperaptor:

I want to try a thing:

Reblog this by Friday and I’ll go through your blog and pair you up with another person who reblogged this. It’ll be like a Tumblr blind date!

This is an AWESOME thing.

i thought everyone on tumblr was supposed to be ugly and antisocial some of you guys aren’t keeping up your part of the deal

(Source: chadsmurray)